what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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