- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Women have the right to vote.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

whats a dick a dick

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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