What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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