- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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