Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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