What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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The game!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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