THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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pickle juice?

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Wade

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Obama

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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