If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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