why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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