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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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