What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Yes.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between a duck

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

How do you spell eight? 8

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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