What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Anti Joke

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