- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

where are you?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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