- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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