Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Which is longer? A rope...

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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