- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A walrus walks into a bar

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

The 13th Amendment...

YEAH THEY DO.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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