- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Comedy.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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