- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

The Game.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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19th amendment

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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