- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Muslim athletes.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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