- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

im black

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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