A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

knock knock come in

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Women's rights.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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