- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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