- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Wombat monkey juice.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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