- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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