What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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hipsters

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Butt Sex.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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poop is very very yummy.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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