I can't see my forehead

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

knock knock. come in.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Chuck Norris died.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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