- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

The Game.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Badgers are cool

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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