What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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