Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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