- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Comedy.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

skurfboards we love fat kids

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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