waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

i saw your mom, i said hi

Mrs. Welsh

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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