Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Butt Sex.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Gays

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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