- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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