Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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