- Anti Joke

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Spotto

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

my captcha says : forkin chickens