- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Please spell dyslexia.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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