- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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