- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Stop being a centipede

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Penal Dysfunction

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

miley cyrus

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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