Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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