A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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