What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Not Steve Jobs

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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i love huge wieners.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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