im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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