- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Oh...okay, good.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Knock, knock. answers door

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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