What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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