Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Niki Minaj's ass

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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