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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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