Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

We didnt star the fire ...........

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Guess what.. chicken butt

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

poo is yummy

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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