Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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I ponder

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Samantha

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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