Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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neil patrick harris

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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The Pope

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