- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Oh, I must be hearing things.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Bloody kids ...

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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