what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Women have the right to vote.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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whats a dick a dick

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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