why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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