- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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