Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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