What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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whats a dick a dick

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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minecraft

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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