What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

a ginger has a soul

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

I had sex. Just kidding.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

The weels on the bus go...flat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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