- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An English man walks into a pub.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is cold? Winter

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

you just contradicted yourself.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

knock knock who's there police

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