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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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