- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

I ponder

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