the comment about daniel was fron brock

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

I need a good anti joke....

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Snarf Nuggets

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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