what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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I enjoy anal.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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