- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

vbh

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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