Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Hello Braydon

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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