Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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This is an anti-joke.

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hi

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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since when?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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