whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whoa there

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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