why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Womens rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

IU football

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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