Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

I share two rooms with my mother.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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