What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Why did the jew die Really...

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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