- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

I lost my tractor.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

I had sex. Just kidding.

1+1 =? Too

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime