Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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i like turtals and kids

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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