-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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I am a n1gger.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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im black

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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