- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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