Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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