- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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