Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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