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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What is 8 times 4? 32

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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