What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

fruit salad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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