- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Bake until golden at 375

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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