What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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colby doesnt shave

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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