knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Your Mom.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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