- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What's funnier than 24? 25

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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