What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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