Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

drake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

fack me!

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

hey

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Knock knock. Death.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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