- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Mike tyson

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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