Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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hi will

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Land Rovers

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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