A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What is cold? Winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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