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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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