A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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