whats long and green? weed

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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my whole life!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

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