I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

for keeps?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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