Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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im a dragon, no im not

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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your mother hates you

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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