- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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