- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Proof reading

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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