Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Samantha

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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hi

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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