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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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you and your family will die tonight

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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BOOBALANBOO

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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