- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm banging your sister.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

womens rights

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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