What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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