whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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