Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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