It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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shea kisses a girl

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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