- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Ham sandwich

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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